We've all seen it before, when someone tries and wears a boob that is just too small causign their boobs to bulge out of the top, I like to refer to this scenario as Quadraboob, or four boob syndrome, recently though I have noticed my boobs suffer from a different scenario--Triboob syndrome, where only 1 of my boobs is too big for the cup size and the other one fits just fine.
We have tried many times to find a solution to my triboob syndrome, but such attempts have failed, including getting a stuffed bra, and removing the stuffing from one side, we even added that stuffing to the other sides stuffing, and still no such luck--in short I will either have to pay a butt load of money for a bra that is custom made or I will have to buy 2 bras, with 2 different cup sizes and sew the left boob cup of the bigger bra to the right boob cup of the 24DD bra and then, maybe then I will have a bra that fits both my boobs equally well, unfortunately I have yet to find the cup size that fits my left boob.
I actually don't know exactly what bothers me the most, because being lopsided seems to be just one of the great benefits my boobs offer, the point that they are so huge I can't seem to find a button down shirt that fits right, I tell you, I really think my boobs are one of the curses God gave to women because Eve took the first bite of forbidden fruit, which is also why I believe we are lucky enough to experience the joys of childbirth (I myself was in labor for 4 days, and then had to have an emergency C-section) and menstrual cycles--remind me to thank EVE when I get the chance in Heaven
im sorry but i couldnt help laughing at this post. lol too funny. i know how you feel though i used to have the same problem.for some odd reason when i got pregnant with my daughter the smaller one got bigger and the one that was bigger didnt so they pretty much evened out. lol
ReplyDeleteyeah, see when since my pregnancy (over 4 yrs ago) the bigger one seems to have continued to get bigger while the little one seems to still be lacking, I actually don't want them any bigger, I want the bigger one to shrink a lot and the little one to shrink a little so they are both the same small size so I can buy cheap bras at walmart again, instead of having to have the more expensive kind given to me, the wow of being a woman I guess
ReplyDeleteI know exactly how you feel. I too am cursed with a more often than not present quadraboob. Mostly this is because of my denial and refusal to move to a letter of the alphabet above D. lol. I have found that a fuller cup works better for me. Not the deep plunging or demi cup. You know the 'old lady' bras as I call them. Of course you could go with a sports bra but that leaves you with the oh so lovely Uniboob. Not sure which one of these boob phenomona is worse :)
ReplyDeleteOn a plus side and just to make you smile. My kids often find some of my broken bras and pull the underwires out only to put them on their head as a headband and laugh at me for my ginormous chest. Oh they wear my bras as hats sometimes too. :D