Door to door Kiby sales

So, I already know how great a Kirby Vacuum is, I don't think I know a person who hasn't heard of a Kirby vacuum, so when some door to door sales people came by during my Bunco party asking to clean my carpet I told them we were way too busy but they insisted they could return and so I could return to my game I said they could return in 30 minutes, and trust me they did. they though returned before my guests had left and they visited with a few of them, and then once everyone had left they got onto their spill and I simply told them I was not going to buy a vacuum, I didn't have money for a vacuum nothing they coudl say or do would convince me to buy a vacuum but that if they just wanted to clean my carpet they were more than welcome to--they said they were training someone and that he needed the experience so it would help him to clean our carpet even if we didn't buy one.

So he is cleaning our carpet at 11 pm and I am exhausted, I had spent the entire day scrubbing my house for Bunco, and one can imagine I was not doing so swell. In fact I had a few convulsions, nothing too major, just minor muscle spasms, and we simply explained to the guy cleaning our carpets that they were normal and nothing bad would happen, but when the "sales" people returned and started to tell us about the great deals they coudl offer us we insisted we didn't have any money, then they began to try and recruit us as Kirby sales people, so he asked me what I did, I simply stated I was disabled, they wanted to know more so I told them I had convulsions, when they started asking about the convulsions I simply stated that if they hung around a few more minutes they could see one for themselves--the guy cleaning our carpets pointed out how he had already seen a few himself--they were out the door before the juy had a chance to finish our carpet, he had to call them back to pick him up--he told us he (the guy cleaning our carpet) had never seen them so speechless or leave so quickly--and all my guests at Bunco told me I would have a hard time getting them to leave, oh how they don't know me.

so now not only have we figured out how to bypass the waiting room at the urgent care and the E.R. we have also figured out how to get the sales people to leave us alone--and we still got our carpet cleaned