the woes of womanhood

so I don't drive anymore, and my husband goes to work an hour before my son's school starts and gets off an hour and a half after my son so needless to say, despite the point that my son's school and my husband's job are right next to each other my husband can't just take my son to school, so I walk my son to school, in the rain and, of course, in this lovely Texas heat, which brings me to the woes of being a woman: Deodorant

Yep, you heard me right, deodorant! See, I remember complaining to a group of men and one pointed out in winter he doesn't even wear deodorant, I wanted to beat him up, because not only do I have to wear deodorant everyday of the year, half the time it doesn't even work, I have even purchased deodorant that cost $8 and guaranteed satisfaction--I wasn't satisfied, but didn't both to send in the info to get my money back.

Yes, as I sit here after my long walk to retrieve my son from school I am trying ever so hard not to lift my arms because then I would be reminded why I hate being a woman because as a woman I am bothered by BO--unfortunately I am unable to take a shower till my husband gets home to watch all the little chillins that are at my house right now, so I guess I will just have to continue sitting here doing my best to keep my arms down--and I did put deodorant on today!!!